Facebook is Chains

thanks Mark Zuckerberg's fbook picture!

I have been off of fbook for like two months!!! per my end of august
discovery that Mark Zuckerburg is a svengali of technological evil. see
blog entry pertaining to subject. And helllloooo, blogs are the new
fbook, I'd rather have google/bush read my plans to take over the world
than some douchey harvard grad and his cronies. Also, I'd rather shove
my views on the world/ my hair in an appropriately wordy/douchey manner
that alienates the masses/everyone than try to squeeze my existence
(really complex and fascinating, etc, obv, barf) into 3 lines. And what
if I put Joni Mitchell and Sean Paul as my only two music interests and no
one gets the joke?What if it's not a joke?!?!?! What's real? What matters???
who cares??
holy hell.

Facebook is the ULTIMATE in hyperreal .Hello, people as WEBPAGES?@?!@?!
holyshit??? does anyone even do anything anymore for a reason other than
planning an event of facebook??!?!?! What's the point of having a
friend if you can't add them to a list that everyone can see??? Who
wants to like animal collective if no one knows about it?!??! if only
to impress that guy with glasses on your hall?? What would the
(secular) Father Baudrillard say??
hence the termination of my virtual self. (except for blog, checked like 80x/day
for comments etc.)


on a related note, I'd like to thank American excess and greed for making this
post possible. I'm typing this on a computer that I got for free from an institution
with too much money, during a remedial bio class for which I'm paying about
$4000 to fail. And Kelly for the inspiration. And developing tropical nations for
the cheap coffee.