My Blog, MY SELF!!!!!111111

(whatever the hell that means.) SERiously.

So everyone I know was all like, update yr blog!!! Although everyone I know is with me every waking minute of the day. Isn't that weird, that we look to the virtual for affirmation or something? Like, with Keh: I JUST LOOKED AT HER BLOG AND SHE'S SITTING ACROSS FROM ME EATING SALTY BEANS (organic) AND EGGS (cage free)!!!!!!!!111
Just let that one sink in and let your head explode.

So, at this juncture, I will just let the world know that Laurie Anderson's music is so awesome and it's pretty beautiful that she and Lou Reed are married. That wrinkled old bag of skin turned out to be a pretty legit human after all, which is more than I can say for most stars of rock, who tend to marry European supermodels who at some point will be asked by the Times style magazine about the last book they read in a completely non-ironic manner.

Also, did you know that muticulturalism can be bad for women? Seriously, check it out. Two cornerstones of liberalism duking it out: who can be more politically correct while simultaneously offending everyone who isn't a philosophy chair at Princeton?

And:
"Many people don’t write songs for an audience. They write songs for Gray’s Anatomy, for Zach Braff, and for Apple advertisements (Volkswagen if they’re not ambitious). If I was in a band I would write a slow song with an 808, reverb, and a female vocalist, and call that song “Zach Braff’s Eyes Reflected in My Nano.” I would make sure it got to the right people. By which I mean Zach Braff, or one of the leechlike marketing creatures that feed from the skin of Steve Jobs under his mock turtleneck."
-Paul Ford writes 6 word reviews of SXSW bands so you can impress your friends by being all like "Oh yeah, I've totally heard of these guys... they kind of suck."

and for this weeks installment of "thinegs i learnd at collge this week LOL!!!!111":
being "fashionable" isn't. Everyone can go to Urban Outfitters and dress like a damn Olsen twin or whoever the hell the kids like these days. Boots, scarves, big earrings and no pants are LAME and the fast track to a life of disappointment and incessant shopping. Find another reason to live before this nation turned into a toxic waste dump of your failed non-aspirations toward mediocrity and Braff-rock.