Kinda funny that people protest spending money on "education" and "health care" but like it when their "tax dollars" that they "worked hard for" go to "killing brown foreigners."
Kinda funny that people are "upset with Obama" when he's just "shoveling Bush's shit" and that the same people want to "save America." This might mean they want to "save the right to buy lots of shit they don't need."
You can read the whole article here if you feel like breaking a lot of things but need a little more motivation.
Looks like these fine human beings are the ones who put "my country right or wrong" bumper stickers on their Expeditions to "piss off liberals." Wonder if they're ripping them off now?
Think Obama should "bring the troops home" from Iraq to regulate a "brewing civil war" in the USA. Or to eradicate Kentucky of humans, maybe.
Also like how "mainstream media for dumb people" keeps us up to date on "the American people's displeasure with Obama as president." You can also read about how "yearbook photos may predict marraige success" from the same "news source," so while you are sad and lonely and watching "dancing with the stars" you can dig out your old yearbooks to see if you will ever "find that special someone."
Incidentally, Yahoo news also says that the sad and also fat human known as "Glenn Beck" is "a hit" with people who don't really understand things:
"As he was working himself into a lather on the set at Fox News Channel last week, Glenn Beck picked up a gasoline can. He pretended he was President Barack Obama pouring gasoline on the American people, as he emptied the can (filled with water) on a shivering actor and lit a match."
And that's what's Great About America in 2009: you can have the intelligence and creativity of a third-grader, but if you use both to appeal to dumb people's hatred and fear, you can be a Television Celebrity/ Valid Political Force!
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