Gettin Paid

Dear Emily,

I wanted to let you know that I am bored out of my goddamn mind. Also, I printed off and filled out an application for food stamps while on the clock. What do you think of that?

Love,

Kate


Dear Kate,

Thank you for your correspondence.

I think that filling out an application for foodstamps whilst on the clock is a goddamn ingenious move. I didn't know you could do that on the internets and have been too lazy to get over their office. And by lazy I also mean embarrassed. For our country. And I also mean drunk.

You may also want to look into getting to food banks. They might even have cereal!

love&we should bring booze to work next time,

Emily