Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Dear Mark Zuckerberg,

Thefacebook.com is in very acute and desperate need of a "this hurls [me] into a homicidal rage" button on users' "status updates". Existing in constant and dangerous proximity to such a large volume of idiocy (mostly subjected upon the innocent by vacant and now obese sads they attended high school with) without a convenient and succinct means to express it is a truly harrowing concern, the likes of which our generation is uniquely poised to endure. I implore you to correct this.

Thank you.

1 comment:

elsa said...

obese sads = genius!