LOL@

sports
anorexics
dudes who can be manipulated by advertisements questioning their masculinity
the government
tween bible study groups
Catholics
all religions, actually
bloggers
the mall and the people who go to it
being 22 and like 60k in debt for following the rules and going to college
the fact that LA is a desert and no one is supposed to live there
people who take politics seriously
people who drink skim mochas with whipped cream
people who go to the gym esp. girls who go to the gym so they will get skinny so bros will like them
"red states" vs. "blue states"
people who have their own initials tattooed on themselves
people who go to ivy league colleges
people who sit around typing up lists of things they think are "funny"/dumb
the ipad
organic vodka
dog vacations/weddings/bat mitzvahs
the fact that there are still kids being born
teabaggers in general. it's like they were put here solely for the purpose of sentient beings.
sarah palin's existence and her heaven-bound followers
twitter. seriously, what the fuck.