Tuesday, April 14, 2009

alt condition

me: i have offish od'ed on work


Meredith: i hear you


me: will def. quit working before quit drinking.


Meredith: yeah i guess the more you drink the more you hate work

and the more you hate work the more you want to drink

because you could be drinking instead of working!


me: you summed up the modern human condition. in sad america.


Meredith: yuck.


me: jagee rocked the drunk. and then died.


Meredith: yeah well. that means he rocked it, no?


me: toootally. he was hella authentic.


Meredith: oh man


me: one of the first altbros. privileged, was just tryna experience something real, did. raged against his parents, bucked conventional norms, f'ed tha system, spread his seed, died drunk and a legend.


Meredith: altbro indeed

well on that note, time for a meeting!

2 comments:

Ash said...

hipster runoff is slowly taking over my life.

merez said...

i think you've really found a niche of alt-grads just tryna have a good time all the time but also having to 'grow up fast' via needing a job to pay for booze. so they turn to gchat